BREAKING NEWS (Source – Channel 7 Local News)
Despite contrary belief Darrel’s BTV Mart has followed through on their promise to bring Ultra HD Boner Tv’s to places far beyond the earth we know today. First mission is set to launch in April of this coming year (4/13/2027 10:30am Eastern).
(Channel 7 Reporter) – I spoke with Darrel for an interview after he had opened his 55th retail location in London. This brick and mortar location held a special place within the team’s heart being the start of his multi-country expansion bringing Ultra HD BTV’s to a global scale. The question I asked darrel was how he planned to top everything that has been done up to this point? His response – “TV’s told me to look up”. Those words replayed in my mind for months on end until I ultimately gave up after receiving zero further communication from Darrel. When I attempted to reach out to his staff members the only clear answers I got were that he enjoyed golfing and watching his 12 stack BTV set-up. Seeing this news release brought a large amount of clarity and proves yet again that this man is light years ahead of any competitor within the industry. Oddly enough there was one clue sent over by fax just a few weeks back.
(Letter the reporter received):
Hello,
TV’s told me to, also fuck you Karl.
– Darrel
In conclusion it’s hard to say a hurdle to big even remotely exists for this ever growing conglomerate. With Tesla roughly 24-48 months behind the eight ball, Darrels BTV Mart shares continue to grow only further funding the project. Literal space and time will be the only two elements that stand in the way of multi-planetary boner television marts on a galactic scale.